FAQs

Answers and Comments to my most FAQ.  Never mind the fact that no one has asked me a question as of yet.  I just figured these are some of the questions that are on you mind.  So I’ve taken the time to answer them.  There’s no need to thank me.  Just gimmie a hug.

• IS YOUR SITE FOR REAL?
  Very good of you to ask this question. No! My site is not for real.  This question is not in your browser.  I was never even born.  This is just a figment of your imagination.  Oh yeah, I have some swamp land for sale.
• HOW COULD YOU HAVE ALLOWED YOURSELF TO GET SO BIG?
  Um, the grocery store was open.
• WHY DON’T YOU JUST STOP EATING SO MUCH?
  Why don’t you just stop breathing!
• WILL YOU POSE NUDE OR GO ON A DATE WITH ME FOR MONEY?
  Nope!  I’m not about selling myself or my body for money. Well, how much you talking? I’m just kidding, don’t write me about this.
• I NOTICED SOME SPELLING MISTAKES, ARE YOU STUPID?
  No I am not stupid. AND I was actually a good speller in school. Not to mention that I graduated college with a 4.0 GPA.  Can you say the same?  (I sneak that fact in every chance I get) Anyway, I type very fast, and as I’ve gotten older, I have come to rely on Spell Check to catch my errors. And there is no Spell Check on my low-budget website. So if you see something that is spelled wrong, get the hell over it you damn drama queen! 

If any of you people have a question, email me your question! I will answer them. Warning:  if you are rude, I will be too. But if you are nice, I will be too.