Oneliners

I LOVE oneliners and they seem to give me that fast booster shot that I sometimes need. Some are weight loss related and some are just life related. If you have any that you want to add, add them below. One can NEVER have too many quotes!

~ I can’t.  We might.  But, God will!
~ Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there!
~ Whether you think you can or you think you can’t…..YOU’RE RIGHT!!
~ The greatest thing you have is the 24 hours in front of you. The Past is gone, the Future is distant. But Today you can succeed!!
~ Lose weight and you’ll look good in your clothes. Exercise and you’ll look good naked!
~ It’s not whether you get knocked down; it’s whether you get back up!
~ Why choose failure when success is still an option?
~ A goal without a plan is just a wish.
~ You have a choice, you can throw in the towel or you can use it to wipe the sweat off your face!
~ Don’t give up what you want most for what you want at the moment!!
~ Park far, nice car….park near, big rear!
~ There is no failure except in longer trying.
~ Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “I will try again tomorrow.”
~ What I do today is important because I am exchanging a day of my life for it.
~ You live more fully once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasteful.
~ One day at a time, no guilt & move on!
~ If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got!
~ Mistakes happen, that’s why pencils have erasers!
~ Don’t cry over a mate, those worth crying for, would not make you cry!
~ Don’t give up before the good stuff happens! We will remain the same until the pain of remaining the same is greater than the pain of change.
~ Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
~ You don’t drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there.
~ You don’t realize how strong a person really is until you see them at their weakest moment.
~ You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
~ You may delay, but time will not.
~ You must begin to think of yourself as becoming the person you want to be.
~ You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
~ You see things; and you say “Why?” But I dream things that never were; and I say “Why not?”
~ Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
~ You’re never beaten until you admit it. You’ve got to say, I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it. It’s called perseverance. Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. If you don’t do what’s best for your body, you’re the one who comes up on the short end.
~ If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
~ Instead of giving myself reasons why I can’t, I give myself reasons why I can.
~ It’s not whether you get knocked down; it’s whether you get up.
~ My advice is to go into something and stay with it until you like it. You can’t like it until you obtain expertise in that work. And once you are an expert, it’s a pleasure.
~ Never, never, never, never give up.
~ No one can make you feel inferior without your permission.
~ Not to have control over the senses is like sailing in a rudderless ship, bound to break to pieces on coming in contact with the very first rock.
~ Rule your mind or it will rule you.
~ Take care of your body with steadfast fidelity. The soul must see through these eyes alone, and if they are dim, the whole world is clouded. Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live.
~ That which is bitter to endure may be sweet to remember.
~ The chains of habit are generally too small to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.
~ The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!
~ The first and the best victory is to conquer self.
~ The good Lord gave you a body that can stand most anything. It’s your mind you have to convince.
~ The groundwork of all happiness is health.
~ The higher your energy level, the more efficient your body. The more efficient your body, the better you feel and the more you will use your talent to produce outstanding results.
~ The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win.
~ The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
~ The sovereign invigorator of the body is exercise, and of all the exercises walking is the best.
~ The time for action is now. It’s never too late to do something.
~ The world of achievement has always belonged to the optimist.
~ There is nothing permanent except change.
~ Those who wish to sing, always find a song.
~ Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercises over himself.
~ We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope.
~ When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hold on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
~ Who has courage to say no again and again to desires, to despise the objects of ambition, who is a whole in himself, smoothed and rounded.
~ You will either find a way or make an excuse.
~ Pursuing all that’s pursuable, you and God willing, all things that are doable. The only liable limitation is yourself. -Outkast’s Big Boi – “The Whole Word”
~ The only one who can stop me… is me…and I can take her!
~ The grass is always greener on the other side, but it’s still as hard to cut.
~ Your past is not your fault, but your future is your choice.
~ Remember anything you want that’s valuable requires you to break through short-term pain in order to gain long-term pleasure.
~ First you fuel the desire, then the desire will fuel you.
~ To dream anything you want to dream: That is the beauty of the human mind. To do anything you want to do: That is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself to test your limits: that is the courage to succeed.
~ Don’t let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway; we might just as well put that passing time to the best possible use.
~ Stride forward with a firm, steady step, knowing with a deep, certain inner knowing that you will reach every goal you set yourselves, that you will attain every aim.
~ Success doesn’t come to you…you go to it.
~ Failure is an event, not a person.
~ Yesterday ended last night.
~ You are what you think. You are what you go for. You are what you do!
~ Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
~ Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
~ There are only two options regarding commitment. You’re either IN or you’re OUT. There is no such thing as life in-between.
~ The pain of discipline is nothing like the pain of regret.
~ Do not compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to your previous self.
~ Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it.
~ Wanting something is not enough. You must hunger for it. Your motivation must be absolutely compelling in order to overcome the obstacles that will invariably come your way.
~ To be successful, you must decide exactly what you want to accomplish, then resolve to pay the price to get it.
~ Unless you change how you are, you will always have what you’ve got.
~ An ounce of action is better than a ton of words.
~ A kind word is never wasted.
~ Even the longest Journey begins with a single step.
~ If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it.
~ Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
~ Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
~ Forget about the consequences of failure. Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success.
~ I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get better.
~ The only real failure in life is one not learned from.
~ Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
~ Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying.
~ Hell, there are no rules here we’re trying to accomplish something.
~ Anyone who doesn’t make mistakes isn’t trying hard enough.
~ Faith is not trying to believe something regardless of the evidence. Faith is daring to do something regardless of the consequences.
~ Nobody ever drowned in sweat.
~ Always look forward; into the future your past is behind you for a reason.
~ Clear your mind of can’t.
~ The definition of G.O.A.L.S: Guts to use an Opportunity to Achieve the next Level of Success.”
~ I’ll find a way, or make one.
~ If it’s meant to be; it’s up to me.
~ When you are at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
~ Success is not measured by weeks, months, or years. Success is measured by reaching your goals!
~ You are not finished when you lose, you are finished when you Quit.
~ Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending!!!!
~ Don’t tell God how big your problems are; tell your problems how big your God is!
~ Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.
~ If someone offered you a million dollars to put down your fork and stop eating. You would do it. Do you really want to lose weight? Put down the fork.
~ In dieting, losing is everything!
~ Losing weight always tastes better!
~ Life isn’t fair but then it isn’t fair for everybody so then doesn’t that make life fair?
~ Imagination is intelligence having fun!
~ A person can fail many times but they are not really a failure until they start blaming someone else.
~ Dear Lord, put your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
~ Some days you’re the bug and some days you’re the windshield. Life happens. It doesn’t mean you have to cope with it by stuffing your face!
~ Don’t tell God how big your problems are, tell your problems how big your God is!
~ Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
~ Triumph is “umph” added to try.
~ An education system isn’t worth a great deal if it teaches people how to make a living but doesn’t teach them how to make a life.
~ Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. Put on a great attitude!
~ Somebody once figured out that we have 35 million laws trying to enforce 10 commandments.
~ A person who can speak many languages is not necessarily more valuable than a person who can listen in one.
~ A bird does not sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a voice. Sing friends, sing!
~ Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo DaVinci, Thomas Jefferson and Albert Einstein. Get the idea??
~ Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
~ A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
~ Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don’t say it mean.
~ Be bold in what you stand for and careful what you fall for.
~ Do not fear mistakes. There are none.
~ What convinces is conviction.
~ How do you want to be remembered?
~ Those who aren’t making mistakes probably aren’t making anything.
~ Wrong turns are as important as right turns. More important sometimes.
~ Realize how good you really are.
~ Treat failure as practice shots.
~ If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, who am I for? And if not now, when?
~ It’s what you do, not when you do it, that counts.
~ There are billions of people in the world, and every one of them is special. No one else in the world is like you.
~ Dreams are renewable. Whether you’re five or 105, you have a lifetime ahead of you.
~ The greatest gift you will ever receive is the gift of loving and believing in yourself. Guard this gift with your life. It is the only thing that will ever truly be yours.
~ Every day you sit back and wait for something to happen is another day lost.
~ Faith is daring to put your dream to the test. It is better to try to do something and fail than to try to do nothing and succeed.
~ There is the risk you cannot afford to take, and there is the risk you cannot afford not to take.
~ You are an unrepeatable miracle.
~ Everyone has inside him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don’t yet realize how great you can be! How much you can accomplish! And what your potential is!
~ Failing doesn’t make you a failure. Failure is an occurrence rather than a person.
~ The only failure is to grow old and not to have tried.
~ Hang in there. Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. Instead of “we almost,” let the world say about us, “we did.”
~ Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle.
~ If you’re going to doubt something, doubt your limits.
~ No matter what the statistics say, there’s always a way.
~ There is no such thing as no chance.
~ What saves a person is to take a step, then another step.
~ You got yourself this far — you just got to keep going.
~ Trial and error is the secret sauce of the creative process. By finding out what doesn’t work, we eventually discover what does.
~ Self love is more important than what anyone else thinks of you!
~ There are many wonderful things that will never be done if you do not do them.
~ Life is about turning the things you really want to do into the things you’ve done.
~ Close your eyes and imagine that you are being interviewed on your 100th birthday. What are the five top things you would love to be able to tell the reporters that you have accomplished? Now open your eyes and write them down. You have a fresh start on life!
~ There are many ways to win, but only one way to lose and that is to fail and not look beyond the failure.
~ Failure is an event, not a person.
~ It is the fear of failure, not failure, that cripples people.
~ You failed many times, although you may not remember. You fell down the first time you tried to walk. You almost drowned the first time you tried to swim, didn’t you? Did you hit the ball the first time you swung a bat? Babe Ruth struck out 1,330 times, but he also hit 714 home runs. Don’t worry about failure. Worry about the chances you miss when you don’t try.
~ If you started today, where would you be one year from now?
~ If not now, then when?
~ Behold the turtle: he can only progress when he sticks out his neck
~ He who moves mountains, begins by carrying small stone.
~ In order to change bad habits you must first separate yourself from those who encourage it!
~ If you wait to do everything until you know that it’s right, you will probably never get to do much of anything.
~ The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places
~ You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
~ Clutter is ANYTHING that gets in between you and the life you want to be living?
~ If you KINDA do something you will KINDA get results.. IF you REALLY do something you will REALLY get results.
~ Live it…be it….believe it!