My birthday was two days ago. Look at the picture, does it look like I was having fun?  ‘Cause I did!  Ignore the little munchkins behind me.  They were just…

You ready? That’s right baby!  I’m back! Did ya miss me? *crickets* No?  Welp, that’s alright.  I missed you and that’s all that matters!  *big cheesy grin* I’ve been gone…