So, here’s the deal: at Mikkijack LLC (that’s us!), we take your
privacy seriously. Like, seriously serious. We’re all about protecting your
info and making sure you feel safe and secure when you hang out on our website,
ThatDamnScale.com

This Privacy Policy is like our rulebook for how we handle your
data when you’re cruising around our site. Whether you’re just checking things
out or you’re a registered user, this policy covers what info we collect, how
we use it, and what rights you have.

Before you dive into using our site, take a sec to read through
this policy. By using the site or clicking to accept our Terms of Use, you’re
saying, “Yep, I’m cool with this Privacy Policy.” If you’re not on board,
that’s totally fine, but it means you’ll need to steer clear of the site.

Oh, and if you’re under 13, sorry but this site isn’t for you.
We don’t collect info from kiddos under 13, and if we find out we accidentally
did, we’ll delete it faster than you can say “oops.”

Alright…let’s break it down:

First up, what info do we collect? Well, when you hang out on
our site, we might learn a thing or two about you automatically or if you
decide to tell us stuff. This could be when you fill out forms, click links, chat
with us, take surveys, or buy something from us.

We use this info to give you the stuff you ask for (like
products or services), make our site better, and send you cool offers and
updates.

We also use fancy tech stuff like cookies and pixels to learn
more about how you use our site. But don’t worry, it’s all about making your
experience better, not spying on you.

Now, about those cookies – they’re not the yummy kind,
unfortunately. They’re just little bits of data that help our site run smoother
and give you a better experience. We promise we won’t use them to track you
down or anything creepy like that.

Sometimes, we might have ads or content from other folks on our
site. They might use their own cookies or tech stuff, so if you have questions
about that, hit them up directly.

When it comes to emails, we’re all about keeping things private.
We won’t sell or share your email with anyone else unless we have to for legal
reasons. And if you ever want to unsubscribe from our emails, just hit that
unsubscribe button, easy peasy.

Alright, last bit – how do we protect your info? We’ve got all
the usual security measures in place to keep your data safe, and we only work
with reputable vendors who take privacy as seriously as we do.

If you’re in the EU, you’ve got some extra rights under the
General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR). You can ask us to access, correct,
or delete your data, or even just to stop using it altogether. Just shoot us an
email, and we’ll sort it out.

Phew, that was a lot, huh? But hey, we want you to feel totally
comfortable hanging out on our site, knowing that your privacy is in good
hands. If you’ve got any questions or concerns, just drop us a line.

Alright, that’s it from us! Stay safe out there, and happy browsing!